What Allie said: “I’m a nice young lady who lives in a small town and loves musicals, Klaine, and Glee. I love fanfiction in word form. I’m a lesbian and I get emotionally invested in fictional characters.”

What I interpreted: “I’m a stupid fucking asshole bitch who lives in a stupid fucking asshole bitch place, i fucking hate everything, gay bitches, and a stupid TV show. i enjoy some gay ass porn in fucking letters and shit, I’m a motherfucking girl fucker, i fucking love Kurt Hummel.”